I hope that when I die, I get to see a stats list, like in video games. Stuff like what song you listened to most, how much time you spent talking to specific people. I think that’d be pretty interesting.
so id like to tell you something, like, in the context of cryptid sightings
specifically, id like to tell you some things about cattle
they dont look like they move fast, but, in fact, they do. they move very fast, and theyre capable of doing so quietly
if a cow is black and has white spots, or if it is white and has black spots, both the white and black bits come together in the approximate shape of a cow
but in the dark, you cant see the black parts, and the white parts do NOT, form the approximate shape of a cow
what im saying is that i have at certain times been walking in the fields on a night with low visibility and i have, at certain times, seen an indistinct white shape zoom past me, and i am at least 95% sure it was a cow. and that if you see a white shape zoom past you in a field at night, it is also probably at least 95% of a cow
Someone punches a nazi and now people are screaming and crying about how we need to use our words and that violence doesn’t solve anything.
But then Shia Labeouf does nothing but yell at a nazi that had the audacity to show his ugly ass face and spout pro-white bullshit on his live stream, and now ya’ll are calling him a bully? Are you really gonna defend LITERAL NAZIS in 2017?? What the fuck is up????
If you think a Jewish man standing up for himself against a nazi is bullying, block and unfollow me right the fuck now.
Does anyone have a father who actually did a good job at parenting? That sounds like a myth.
Whenever I
see a post like this I feel kinda sad but do realize how truly lucky I am.
I remember
that time I accidentally overheard my dad talking with one of his friends, in a
random conversation, and him saying ‘blablabla,
but hey if she [about me] gets a boyfriend or a girlfriend’ even though I
have never brought up sexuality in my life; my dad didn’t assume that I was
straight.
I remember
that time when I was forced to go on a school trip when I was younger (actually
a trip to another country which was a first for me, when surrounded by fellow
students that I didn’t get along with all that much) and I got anxiety and home
sickness after two days, I called home, and my dad picked up, and he was like ‘okay princess, I got homesick too when I
was younger, I’ll come pick you up’. And I remember laughing through my
tears because haha, that was sweet of him to say, but that would be a 24 hour
drive actually so it was supposedly a joke. Either way I did feel well enough to
at least make it through the rest of that day and the night, but then I woke up
to this text like ‘I’m nearly here, did
you pack your stuff yet? Also I’m kinda lost in this city but I don’t know how
to speak Czech and no one here speaks English, do you speak Czech?!’ (Which
I really don’t.)Eventually he found
a taxi driver and paid the guy to drive ahead of him to get to the address of
the hotel where I was staying.
I remember
a recent migraine attack and me going like ‘dad,
I’m okay enough to go to work now but my vision is still kinda blurry, so could
you drive me, because me driving wouldn’t be the safest plan right now’. And
him furiously declaring ‘NO, I’m not
driving you anywhere, what you’re going to do for the rest of the day is
getting some rest.’
I remember
that one time when I was on my period and in the worst mood ever and my dad
getting home from work and handing me my
favorite chocolate, saying ‘I think you
might need this’.
And I think
everyone deserves that, and it’s so unfair that not everyone gets to have it.
Judge: You have been charged with murder, could you please explain your motive?
Me: They ripped off my headphones while I was listening to music
Judge: You are free to go
